take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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