I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
