Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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