Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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