Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
the day after is always just damage control
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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