What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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