I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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