If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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