We won't sleep together?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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