peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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