Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
How's work?
Spinning.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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