I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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