its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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