dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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