I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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