But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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