i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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