you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
