On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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