Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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