If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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