I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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