scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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