have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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