why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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