Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
