craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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