dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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