You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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