I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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