what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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