i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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