I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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