dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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