Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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