He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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