i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
