belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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