I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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