I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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