gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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