I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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