9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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