Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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