i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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