please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You took a bar mat shot.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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