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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"

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(314): View more from Missouri

we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?

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(613): View more from Ontario

come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!

(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I left it in that guy's dorm room.

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(909): View more from California

Every concussion has its silver lining

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(320): View more from Minnesota

What happened to my face?

(715): View more from Wisconsin

You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.

(715): View more from Wisconsin

It was impressive.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!

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