you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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