She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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