Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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